So from the midst of a whole heap of batshit bonkers songs in Greece, the stayed and formula ballad went and won. Boo!
So let's celebrate the pure unhinged joy of Barrice before he disppears back into the scrap heap of the Eurovision forgotten.
You'll be vaguely interested at the beginning, then slightly underwhelmed when it kicks into the chorus. Then things start picking up a bit before something you really don't expect happens and everything is good with the world - for about 15 seconds, before it slips back in to the dull bit again.
It's a prime example of cramming so much into a song that it feels more like an album sampler than a three minute pop song. A sad loss to Eurovision indeed.