Thursday, 2 November 2017

San Marino 2018 – Ignatius Farray – Estoy Haciendo Caca En Tu Mente

Glory be to the most serene republic of San Marino! There were those doubters who suggested that when this splendid nation opened up their national selection process to all comers (if they coughed up four Euro ninety-nine) that they'd be awash with the kind of hapless frikizoid and bedroom tryhard that frequently litters the choosing portions of Switzerland and the UK OGAE rigmarole. But nothing could be further from the truth, as is evidenced by this beauteous little Spanish gem here.

Marvel as two hairy bears of men strip to their trouserline and hammer out a gruff folker about defecating in somebody else's mind. No, really. Splendour at just how many words one human being can fit into a two minute tune, then get involuntarily aroused when it goes a bit homoerotic at the end.

If this is the kind of jewel that we can look forward to from out favourite mountainous nation state, then I think we're in good hands…


  1. Throw in a fire and a rug and it was "Women In Love" all over again...

  2. As some judges on certain televised singing talent competitions have said before: "How do I judge that?"

    This will not be even long-listed. I don't think this even qualifies as a Eurovision Apocalypse entry.

  3. This guy is apparently quite a well known Spanish comedian, and Spanish fans suspect the video was uploaded by a troll. Disappointing, if true.

  4. I get what you're saying Ido. But I've now looked at every video submitted so far, and this was by far the most entertaining. Actually it's pretty bereft of any kind of fun or Apocalyptica so far – 200 songs in and I'm already struggling to find more than one or two other tunes that I could put in.