Monday 16 January 2017

Hungary 2017 - Csondor Kata - Create


I have a very good Portuguese friend who runs a Facebook group called SCARYvision. You should check it out. It mainly showcases moments from the national finals where either the vocals weren't entirely on point, or where the performances were a little excessively manic in comparison to the song they were murdering. I think this one will qualify on both counts.

You see, poor Ms Kata here had us unintentionally creased up from the very first moment - at first vogueing in an ungainly manner, and then that ill-advised mic manoeuvre. There's a reason that you've never seen anyone do that one before, ma'am. And it's not a good one.

At times it was like watching a young Bette Midler channeling the future ghost of Lady Gaga down some echoey timepipe, that distorted her voice to such a level that it sounded as if she was singing inside a child's plastic pony castle. This won't be the worst performance we'll see this year. Probably not by a long way. And it won't be the most awkward. But it's got that certain little something that makes it perfect for the Scary list. And long may she reign!

4 comments:

  1. Where to begin... From the dated style to the Cheesecake loop in the chorus, through the ill-advised vocals. It's a total no.

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  2. That microphone technique! It's like a strengthening exercise for a damaged wrist.

    Btw, A Dal has now uploaded the performance vids to YouTube, an alternative to their painfully slow website.

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  3. No mention of her fantastic golden bootees?

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  4. Sadly didn't get through. Another one bites the dust...

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