Friday, 16 October 2015
Switzerland 2016 - Mimis Levandes - Oh Captain My Captain
Swiss TV exec in a shadowy Lugano office: "You know what we need in this damn final? Not a dozen willowy teen girls hooting out witless techno, or some bedroom Scouser who can't actually sing...
Slightly timid researcher: "But what then, my leige?"
Swiss TV exec in a shadowy Lugano office: "What we need is a chunky Greek bloke on a beach whining out a love song to Robin Williams! And the more film references he clumsily crowbars in, the better! Can you get me that, young whelk!"
Slightly less timid researcher: "I think I might have just the thing, sir..."