We've all been to this wedding…
Lad: "Dad, Uncle Ēriks had been on the sauce again!"
Dad: "Is he drunk already?"
Lad: "Absolutely hammered."
Dad: "Whatever you do, keep him away from the band. You know what he's like when he gets behind a microphone!"
Lad: "Too late, Dad. Too late."
Dad: "Oh sweet Mary Jesus and Joseph! At least he's not trying to scat yet."
Dad and Lad: "Noooooooo…"
I did not consent.
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