EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

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  (Click here if you fancy a good steaming…) There's a most curious subplot bubbling up in this year's Melodifestivalen. It's lo...

(Click here if you can't see the panel above to get all medieval…) We've already lost a couple of this year's likely noisy conte...

(Click here for the strangeness if you can't see the video panel above. Then update your browser…) If, like us, you had nothing better t...

  (Click here if the link above is too darned dark to see…) Lithuania is a curious fish when it comes to this contest. Just when you think y...

  (Click here if you can't see the video panel above on your aged device…) You can always rely on Lithuania for the entertaining outlier...

  (Click here for a proper grubby experience if you can't see the panel above…) One for the Eurovision irregulars here. Hardcaore fandom...

  (Click here if you can't see the panel above for a right load of nonsense…) Emmy, oh Emmy, you optimistic dreamer. Yes, it would be lo...

  (Click here for the strangeness if you can't see the gurning baldie above…) When we had our first cursory skim through the songs for E...

  (Click here for noise if you can't see the video panel above…) After all the drama for the last few days it was nice to sit down and h...

  (Click here if you can't see the splendid old gentleman above…) For those sensible enough not to follow every last minute of Eurovisio...

  (Click here to help smash the system if you can't play the clip above…) Like most of us, we'd kind of lazily assumed that TRM let ...

  (Click here for the first bit of silly UK tittle-tattle of the year…) We're not just here for the declared national final entries and ...

(Click here for the ills…) ***STOP PRESS*** Turns out it emerged that evidence of the singer being a wrong 'un of such magnitude emerged...

  (Click here if you can't see the somewhat unsettling video above…) ***STOP PRESS*** Bloody hell, Sasha's only gone and done it! **...