EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Click here, but prepare for bedazzlement...) Well here's a strange little thing. The long awaited alt pop presentation from Macedo...

( Click here for many shades of fine... ) So the moment we've been pregnantly anticipating for the last few weeks as arrived - Nett...

(Click here for the sillies...) How did this slip by us without our notice? In a crowded week of qualifying we bypassed the eminently d...

(Click here for a journey into the near distant past...) Those younger, and less Swedish among you might be wondering why we've bee...

(Click here if you've got a strong constitution for word mangling...) OK Azerbaijan, we need to talk about your wordplay here. So y...

(Awww man, that was going to do so well as well...) Hands down the biggest loss to this contest in year, Diogo sadly bit the bullet and...

(Click here to discover what NOT to do to get yourself on Eurovision...) Sometime you get a perfect storm of a song, where the varied s...

(Click here for a new Moldovan hero...) Well that was quite a night last evening. Loads of our faves either got through or caused might...

(Click here to see a terrifying alternative future...) Somebody's finally done it. Somebody's finally distilled every moment of...

(The funs starts at about the two minute mark. Well, I say fun...) The rebellion is all getting a bit obvious in Eurovisionia this seas...

(Click here for some entertainingly camp nonsense...) Flipping heck, Sweden, it's coming to something when THIS is the only thing w...

(Click here for some sub-sonic rumblings...) The Beovisija final last night was a thing to behold, and whether intentional or not it tr...

(Click here to see a mediocre band trying a bit hard to be bonkers...) While it's lovely that you're constantly dropping us you...

(If you're British, click here with caution...) I was a bit behind catching up with some of this weekend's songs, and I was rea...

(Click here for a game of two halves...) Here's a fine little oddity from FDC last night. The first Portuguese show was a joy of un...