EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Awww man, that was going to do so well as well...) Hands down the biggest loss to this contest in year, Diogo sadly bit the bullet and...

(Click here to discover what NOT to do to get yourself on Eurovision...) Sometime you get a perfect storm of a song, where the varied s...

(Click here for a new Moldovan hero...) Well that was quite a night last evening. Loads of our faves either got through or caused might...

(Click here to see a terrifying alternative future...) Somebody's finally done it. Somebody's finally distilled every moment of...

(The funs starts at about the two minute mark. Well, I say fun...) The rebellion is all getting a bit obvious in Eurovisionia this seas...

(Click here for some entertainingly camp nonsense...) Flipping heck, Sweden, it's coming to something when THIS is the only thing w...

(Click here for some sub-sonic rumblings...) The Beovisija final last night was a thing to behold, and whether intentional or not it tr...

(Click here to see a mediocre band trying a bit hard to be bonkers...) While it's lovely that you're constantly dropping us you...

(If you're British, click here with caution...) I was a bit behind catching up with some of this weekend's songs, and I was rea...

(Click here for a game of two halves...) Here's a fine little oddity from FDC last night. The first Portuguese show was a joy of un...

(Click here and watch in wonder...) There were some great performances in Estonia last night. And not just the songs. Someone had clear...

(Click here for the one true messiah. Of what though we're not too sure...) You know us here at Apocalypse, we do like a nice full ...

(Click here to see Netta's ear-melting winning performance...) Oh my days she did it. Our girl won the ticket to Lisbon, and I'...

(Click here for one of the strangest three minutes of the year...) When we first heard the Icelandic songs we thought they were a prett...

(If you don't want to watch the pre-interview, the musical fun starts at 1:50...) I do enjoy a Ukrainian selection process. The son...