EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Click here for the clip of Demy's song… if it's still up…) (Or click here for the WeTransfer file if a Cease And Desist pull ...

(Click here for a game of two halves…) Before we get going, we have to establish that this is an absolute toilet of a song. There is li...

(Click here for a deep look into the Portuguese psyche…) You could hear the groans of bafflement and distain across the continent when ...

(Click here for shits and giggles…) Romania offered us many delights tonight - including the most drop-outy stream known to man. But no...

(Click here for something to see, but slightly less to listen to…) So finally we get to see and hear the whole thing. A whole nation sa...

(Click here for a snatched peek into a dark future…) These snippets keep sneaking out, and I'm surprised to say that I actually rat...

(Click here for a sneaky sixty second tease...) Well if this isn't the teasiest of all known teasers. With practically all of the ...

( Click here to be stunned by greatness. Well, kinda... ) With the vast, brain-rotting complexity of the Lithuanian selection marathon,...

(Click here to see a little of what we could have won…) A few more rejected public submission entries from the UK process are beginning...

( Click here for a breath of beautiful fresh air... ) It's a rare event, and only happens maybe once or twice a year, maximum. But ...

( Click here and scroll to about 1:50 for some shock and awe... ) I missed the start of last night's Ukrainian qualifier, as I was ...

( Click here for the most literal stage act of the weekend.. . ) ****STOP PRESS**** United Pandaz seem to have removed all evidence o...

( Click here for a dark marvel ...) Well, I don't think anyone was expecting this. When Tosca Beat were announced as taking part in...

(Click here for a look into the future of the past…) This is what you want from Sweden. Less of your ever-dimishing Schlagerpop and swe...

(Click here, but hide all the knives first…) Now here's a proper oddity. I always love it when you, dear reader passes us on a tip,...