EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Click here for  a murdering of the written word...) (And click here for a tiny snippet of the song...) She was the revelation of ...

(Click here for a doggy disco...) An oompah disco song from a lesbian performance art group about the first dog in space * ? This...

(Click here for some of the least apt dancing ever...) So you're the clear favourite to win your national final. You start your p...

(Click here to see things getting away from the lad a bit...) You've got to feel a little bit sorry for the poor boy singing here...

(Click here for some proper belting...) Another UK maybe not here. You may remember Basil here as the big lad in the top hat who got ...

(Click here for what not to wear on a Eurovision stage...) So you're a slightly credible local pop metal act who've been aske...

(Click here to revel in one of Uncle Tel's more difficult moments...) The true British Eurovisionist has always had a complicated...

(Click here for more Catrinah lunacy...) OK, yes, so we've done Catrinah before with exactly the same song. You remember, the one...

(Click here to smell the power of rawk...!) Disgruntled acts who didn't quite make the OGAE grade in the pre-qualifying panels ...

(Click here for a very strange few minutes of your life...) Regular readers may be familiar with my fascination the Dunning-Kruger ...

(Click here to hear some beat girl 50s pastiche...) Today's the day that the UK's rumour mill finally kicked into full action...

(Click here and wonder how true this is...) So, in the middle of last week, someone claiming to be working on behalf of one of the UK...

(Click and wonder if it was worth all the trouble...) After much touting and teasing, with clips of a sci-fi looking video sneaking o...

(Click here for more than an eyeful of pure stuff...) It seems like someone at Hungarian telly had been mucking about in the toybox...

(Why kick the habit when the drugs are this good...?) I must confess that I missed this one when the Belgian final chugged along the ...