EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Click here, then shake your head, knowingly...) Things that seemed like a good idea in planning part 682... Oh Levon, Levon. Poo...

(Stop and stare, then stare some more...) Oh. My. Days. I've been skirting around the fringes of low-quality showbiz for more...

(Click here to watch it all go terribly wrong...) Picture the scene. You've sent weeks sorting out a routine to wow the judges a...

(Don't run away, click here for zombie sounds...) Cast your mind back to around this time last year when a cheeky trio of the undea...

(Click here for another Estonian gem of bonkerstude...) Another happy Apocalypse yardstick of any Eurovision season is when the Estonia...

(Click here for a midnight feast from Georgia...) Junior Eurovision is nearly upon us, and while it offers the usual cast of talented p...

(Click here, watch, then feel a bit dirty afterwards...) So the Swiss have finally closed their doors to the bedroom composers of the ...

(Click here to see the king in action...) The comedy Swiss japes continue unabated. They may have finally closed submissions, but ther...

(Click here to hear a surefire number two...) Oh boy, I think you're going to like this one.  The Swiss have finally closed their ...

(Click here and immediately have a craving for biscuits...) The Swiss song pull down criteria are getting more and more complicated by...

(Click here if you want to be our dog...) Enjoy this while you can, because I doubt it'll be up for long... For those faintheart...

(Click here for good time, wukky wukky...) Is it just me, or does this make your flesh crawl just a little bit? OK, so a little diggi...

(Click here for the true sound of the mountains...) Swiss telly always miss the obvious trick. Despite 'apparently' opening up ...

(Click here for a wrong kind of beauty...) Sometime when a marginally novelty act comes back for a second pop at an open application p...

(Click here for multiple eargasms...) Swiss TV exec in a shadowy Lugano office: "You know what we need in this damn final? Not a ...