EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

(Click and gamble whether the humourless Swiss have taken it down yet, just like they did that silent one ) When deciding whether to...

(Click here for meaty pop joy) ESC fans rejoice! The traditional explosion of all that is truly unhinged and mediocre has kicked off to...

Click here to see the rapture, iPad followers… Ladies and gentlemen, after a long, arid summer – musically speaking, of course – it...

( Click here for the happiest three minutes you'll see all month... ) I feel a cult coming on. The much beloved Magnus Carlsson may...

( Here be monsters, so do the clicks...) Right, so I've finally gotten around to enjoying this gloomy Norwegian gem. Yes, there wer...

( Click here and feel dirty afterwards...) Things you'll never unsee - Christer Björkman taking off Conchita Wurst at last night...

( Click here to meet the king of fun...) An uptempo song? A real uptempo song? Alone in the fog of balladeering? Well kinda. While it...

(Click here to hear this many-headed hydra of a song…) So, after the long slow reveal of artists from around the globe, and the not-so ...

(Click here, for the children…) Here's a first sneaky peek at the Russian song from a local news report. It's all about love an...

( Click here for a listen to Belgium...) An all-too-brief thirty second snippet of the Belgian song snuck out on local radio this morni...

(Click here, iDevicers - if you're feeling strong enough…) Aside from the winners and that glorious frocky horror from Romania last...

( Click here for a frocky horror show...) So an earnest bunch of dad rockers beat off all-comers in the Romanian final tonight. But fo...

( Click here, iDevicers, to see Måns manpopping it up...) Now that we know what all the songs in next Saturday's Melodifestivalen a...

( Click here for the UK entry...) Oh heck, this is the UK Eurovision entry. Watered down electro swing? Eeek! We're not going to ...

( Click here to hear how it's done...) So it's the Portuguese final tonight, and octogenarian sixties Eurovision legend Ms de O...