EUROVISION APOCALYPSE

So we're all done. The full 37 songs selected tweaked and submitted to the EBU to check see if there's any hidden swearwords or r...

Now then this one will confuse the juries and unsettle the dads come mid-May. What we've got is a very serviceable stagey ballad, sun...

Before we get to see the glamorous Russian twins and their undoubtledly boo-inducing Eurovision entry, let's cast our memories back t...

Now then, here's a funny bit of business. Despite being near universally loathed in fandom, Axel here absolutely walked the Belgian f...

I was on a long train journey when the Armenian song was announced last evening. Suddenly my phone lit up with messages that we'd...

Click here to see if you can fathom what's going on.. . And this winner in this year's "What's exactly is going on he...

The usually reliable Georgians have confused matters by sending a full on folk prog fusion noodlefest! What is this, 1971? Does no bugge...

Click here to show Rodicia some love… For a country who always appear to have some dodgy fit ups in their selection process every year...

Are you ready for this...? In theory this was pretty good. Get a top clubby DJ/producer type to provide a thumpy backbeat, then get a g...

More comedy fun from the Danish final. Sonny here clearly thinks he's channeling the long dead spirits of Michael Jackson and James B...

Click here for the funtime wierds… Slovenia had a nice final at the weekend that many people missed. It had a whole bunch of interesti...

Now the Danish final was packed with unintentional comedy moments. While the hosts of this year's big show were trying out all their ...

Just three more votes and just about the only song in the whole Swedish qualification process that sounded like it could a a pan-continent...

I was pretty pleased when I heard Azerbaijan had picked Dilara. For a start, she's got personality by the bucketload, and looks like ...

So what do you think these Greek laddies here are trying to achieve? I can't be drawn. It starts off promisingly, with a middle class...